What's Happening? Where did the babies go?

First there's this one turning 8! What's that all about?! I definately told him to stop growing....they never obey!

Then there is this one: He looks like a miniature teenager! I'm suprised the girls aren't already knocking down the door....charming, sweet, thoughtful, and wild as a hog!
Then there's this one with his sister: No diapers, talking back, telling me stories like he's a genius!

Then there is this princess: sneaky and crafty, her new obsession is http://www.noggin.com/. She plays video games on the computer. Need I remind her I use this contraption to work?!

What can I do? I can't stop them can I? I need another one.....